<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=82 BGCOLOR="#006699" TEXT="#080000" background="210fd521erlcgo.jpg"> <bR> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=210 BGCOLOR="#FFCC66" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="20fd2993.jpg"> <bR> </td> <td valign="top" height=398 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <I>Yo Mamma Jokes</I></div> <div> <A HREF="id20.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Jokes"><U>Jokes</U></A></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> Yo mamma jokes</div> <div>  <img src="HTMLobj-396/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="400" height="30">  </div> <bR> <div> <B>Heres a great list of "yo momma" jokes </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Updated 10/22/02</B></div> <div> Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."</div> <div> Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention! </div> <div> Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! </div> <div> Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!" </div> <div> Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. </div> <div> Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.</div> <div> Yo momma so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers. </div> <div> <B>Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.  I dont get it, e-mail me if u think u know the answer</B></div> <div> Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage." </div> <div> Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut. </div> <div> Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. </div> <div> Yo momma so short she poses for trophies! </div> <div> <B>Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!  tell me what this means, e-mail me if you think you know</B></div> <div> Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. </div> <div> Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb. </div> <div> Yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed. </div> <div> Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. </div> <div> Yo momma so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt </div> <div> Yo momma so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh! </div> <div> Yo momma so nasty she made speed stick slow down. </div> <div> Yo momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach </div> <div> Yo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left. </div> <div> Yo momma so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave </div> <div> Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater. </div> <div> Yo momma so nasty that her shit is glad to escape. </div> <div> Yo momma so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off </div> <div> Yo momma so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread. </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too." </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics." </div> <div> Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. </div> <bR> <div> <B>_________________________________</B></div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN" </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat we're in her right now </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved! </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitches good side! </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar! </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell! </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family! </div> <bR> <div> Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips! </div> <bR> <div> <B>Thats it for THIS week</B></div> <div>  <img src="http://gallery.angelfire.com/webelements/Lines/Lines4/000m2004.gif" width="597" height="20" >  </div> </td> </tr></table></body>